I realised during working
and before that actually
while working part-time during the hols
Its a very routine stuff
That is you wake up at unearthly hours
Brush teeth, have breakfast (skip if you snooze =p)
Catch a bus (a cab if you had snooze already)
Transfer to a train, walk to company
Then you do your stuff while anticipating lunch
You have your lunch
You laugh with your colleagues
You enjoy THE lunch
After lunch, you feel sleepy
But you know you are energetic
Somehow the blood is flowing to the tummy
to help in digestion
Then you suddenly feel drowsy and lethargic
You walk around
Not doing anything and trying to keep awake
You look at the clock and it reads
"13:00"
OMG you think
"Stay awake stay awake"
You lightly slap your face a couple of time
Shake your head
Then go pantry and make yourself a cup of coffee
Drink the coffee and do a bit of work
You glance at the clock besides the CPU to check time
It reads "14:30"
And you feel that its time to go home soon!
And the next thing you look forward to is knocking off
"16:30" and you don't feel like doing work
You chit chat and wait for "17:00" to come
5pm came and you HAD already pack your stuff
Ready to chiong
(like NSmen ever ready to defend the country)
*defend against what?*
=p
You go home
Have your dinner, unpack your stuff, watch TV
Eat fruits, sit on the sofa, then you feel sleepy again
Due to the blood going southwards in your body
Then you look at time
If you haven shower, you go shower, if not
you look at the pile of work you have UNPACK
You feel like its time to go sleep already
You go sleep and the bloody routine
repeats itself again.....
Monday to Friday
You look forward to Friday
You go enjoy yourselves on Friday
Meet up with friends or families or gf/bf
Then go out catch a movie, have dinner at restaurant
Shiok you feel
Saturday comes
You wake up late
You go out with family
Come back or go pub watch soccer
Or go clubbing
Then sunday comes
You sleep in YET AGAIN (what a pig)
*a pig has the longest time of orgasm too!*
Then you stay at home help out with housework
Go grandma/grandpa house family gathering
Eat and go home
And the dreadful monday starts again
So that pretty sums up a typical working person
lifestyle and how he/she spends it
In Singapore that is
I think thats the way la
You spend a lot during the weekends
Then you realise you never save much
You also realise that you study so much
also never really use in your work
(generally that is true)
Then grow up tio some disease
Then ta-da
CPF & MediSave & families and friends $$$
go down
ALL THE WAY
Then no $$$ = GG / 居居 / Good Game
Then wait for death
High
That sums up pretty much right?
NOPE!
Above is not my lifestyle
Hahaha. Maybe its yours????
Hahaha
You are so screwed
And maybe I am too!?
I plan to do more
Must enjoy what you do
Then look for self upgrading
Then live a enriching life
Go overseas have fun see scenery
Yup
Thats about it
No GG-fiedness
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Its 12++ midnight on a weekday around town area
There is a conversation on motto
And I said "Honour and Glory"
Jas: "Commando ar?"
Me: "Ya lah. Commando."
*stylo style*
But its getting late already
I know it takes around 1 hour to reach home
And I know that there is no MRT and bus left
So I strike up a conversation with Zhi Wen
Me: "Hey you got drive car today right?"
Zhi Wen: "Yup"
Me: " Where you park?"
Zhi Wen: "Park Mall"
Me: "Drive me home later leh"
Zhi Wen: "See 1st"
Me: "Wah lao, mai ah ni kuan lah!"
Zhi Wen: "Beg me lah"
*Immediately w/o hesitation
Me: "PLEASE!"
Zhi Wen: "Hahaha. Where's your honour and glory?"
Me: " No transport to go home, no bed to sleep, no food to eat
Where got the so called honour and glory?"
Zhi Wen: "Hahaha"
In the end I got home at 1
Shiok
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1st time meet roadblock and see a lot of bikers tio stopped
A lot of Yamaha's R6 with pretty girls and Ah Beng guys
Yes. R6 is the way to go!
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