Asking for 5 more mins to snooze
Piggy me
=D
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Well, gonna give some views on this Euro08
based on the soccer kaki that crashed my house on
Monday morning
Si Xiang, Dau Siang, Lum, Shu Yin,
Jason, Zi Xuan came over
Me dont even have a seat on the sofa =(
Lets see
Si Xiang was the ONLY spain supporter
with his jersey while me, jason, shu yin were Italia
LOL
1st thing 1st
We realised this loser-ish fact that Lehmann
was the 1st choice goalie for Spain, 1st choice
goalie for Stuggart, but 2nd choice goalie at Arsenal
Haha. This sucks rite?
His replacement at Arsenal, Mr Aluminia was
4th-choice goalie for Spain (or not even called up lo)
1st 20 mins
Germany was attacking fiercely
We tot can sit back relag and collect $$$
Attack attack attack
But nv score
Ballack was playing well in 1st 20 mins
Spain only had Xavi and Senna trying to
kick a football
The rest were not really playing well
25-35 mins
Spain somehow got back
Sucka-punched Germany
(we knew it was coming)
The centre-backs Metzelder and Merte-sucker*
were missing from the game
Don't even mention the right back please
Only Lehmann was defence
Mr Midget aka Phillip Lahm aka Mr Frodo
was already not doing his defensive duties
Thus, the El Nino uses his height, and pace
(like outpace every defender in the Germany team)
muscle abit and Mr Frodo fell to the ground like a Hobbit
Then score the most luckiest of goal
Took ages to crawl in
And took our ka-ching down the drain =(
The best striker for the 1st half was Germany defender
Christoph Metzelder
He shot towards his own goal and Lehmann produced
the best save of the game
Brilliant stuff man....
2nd half
Pure agony
Spain controlled e-v-e-r-ything
No luck
Mr Runner-up aka Ballack had a cut
Bled and still couldnt sting some passes together
Credits to the German for knowing that they
possess extra height to head the ball
They keep pumping long balls
The Spainish defensive was not strong at all
But guess wat, the crosses aint on target
Easily dealt with
Mr Beer Belly aka Puyol had a easy game
Lucky Spainish escaped with a headbutt to my
favourite player in Germany, Podolski
Basket. Referee is screwed
At that point in time, Germany was already done for
Kevin Kuranyi came in
And Klose gt subbed out later
Like wat the shit can?
Stupid sub
Came in and gifted free kicks away
Well, we were not really interested in the match
anymore cuz the attack was lousy
Spain just pump the ball forward and Torres outpaced
Germany just go through the centre, failed, go flank,
cross out, cross to goalie, but to no headings
We were just interested in calling Macs for nuggets
No 1 picked up =(
So we just prayed for 1 more goal from Spain
cuz we also bought 2 goals in total =)
Well, Spain lifted the small small Euro cup
And we went back to sleep
Pure crap
Holland was the best team in Euro08
TOTAL FOOTBALL
But guess wat, the Russian comrades kicked them out
But the good team do WIN at times
Credits to Spain
for coming in trying to WIN everygame
(except the Italy one)
They did so and got what they deserved
Well, Spanish fans
Guess you have to wait another 44 years for this
to happen again
+DDD
Sadded =(
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