Pig Trotter

Hello Pig Trotter!
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Dear Rei Horng

You are a monster do you know that?

Never see you in 3-4 weeks and your

bi's and tri's become so BIG already

Still got gym clique in the Army

Now also Military Police can charge ppl

Still in PES C somemore lo

I only just did the HIGHLIGHT of the day on you what

Why so serious?

Catch fire at next set and I just mentioned

gonna let you lose at 10-1 by coming back

Then you had to make me become Pig Trotter

Thanks lor!

Hahaha

Anyways

Yap Rei Horng is a monster

Just wanna say that again

He is 文武双全

Among all of the e6 guys

You got into Hwa Chong and got 10 A1s for O's

Got double degree place in SMU and now super fit

He = Ownage

Yours Sincerely

Yong Jun

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Anyways

Now cannot run, gym or bball for 1 week

See!

Just nice to stay at home and study for the exams

-_-

The taxi ride back from the TCM doctor was damn interesting

The taxi driver spoke in Hokkien, Chinese and English to me

Uncle: Hello 老兄

我看到你脚受伤

快点上车啦!

Uncle: 打球受伤是不是?

Me: 是是

Uncle: 哎呀，我跟你讲

我现在替你爸妈讲你

Me: Accident la. 意外 leh

Uncle: No such thing as 意外老兄

No fucking thing as 意外

Me: O_o !!!!

Uncle: Kan Ni Na 我跟你讲, 现在没有朋友

你受伤你的fucking朋友去请别人 lim zui (drink water)

你在这边哎呀哎呀!

我每次跟我children say

You wanna play must be careful

Cannot have accident

Later injured also we got a lot of problems

Waste money waste time

Me: 对啦。我知道

Uncle: 知道有用 ah? Like last time my son injured

I go the private clinic then the doctor 叫我 go Alexandra

there. I say Kan Ni Na Bu Chao Chee Bye!

I go see you you never help me treat my son then

you want me go hospital

You fucking doctor don't know how to cure my son izzit?

Now write simi (what) fucking letter ask me go there?

I 第一次不会直接去那边是不是?

Me: Hahaha!

Fast forward to my block there

Non-stop hilarious vulgarities and comments

He was speeding at 110km/h on the 70km/h AMK AVE 5

And I was laughing all the way

Lol. Damn I think taxi drivers are the most down-to-earth

people. In terms of their views la

And their driving

I think can pawnz anyone lo

This uncle switch lane at 110 with hands free

I was hanging on for dear life

Should highly recommend them to go compete for F1

But he apologised for the vulgarities and his frank opinion

But I told him its ok and nice to hear such things from them

And he just wished me all the best and take care

Hahaha

Best

=D

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Now just get this leg injury heal 1st la