Or at least adore or idolise a superhero in his/her lifetime
Well well well
After watching Superman Returns on Channel 5 last night
I gotta say Superman is still my all-time favourite!
=D
Man look at him!
He got size 40 shoulders and tree-trunk thick-ish thighs!
And check out the chest!
Can bump a car off his chest anytime...anywhere
Ya ya. Everybody says he's stupid to wear his undies outside
And somemore tell others he wear S size right?
If his undies is S size, then yours still selling at departmental stores not?
Hmmm
Cockster sia~
Whats so good about Superman you ask?
First of all, which Superhero besides him can fly?
And if you wanna talk about flying, I mean into outerspace that
kinda of flight motion
And at the speed of light somemore!
Check out the trademark Q-mo-ish hair too!
Kinda of a trademark of his look
And his abilities are outta of this world
(consider where he came from too...)
I mean, not considering he got ultra strength, superspeed,
Arnold-size muscles and etc etc
I mean....check out the eyes!!
Ya they are not of any degrees of myopic sydrome or what
But they can shoot lasers leh!
Like cool until...............COOL LOR!
And the best part, he can see through objects
See through objects leh!
Look through things, making them transparent leh!
Like.....like......USEFUL I guess?
In his quest to save the world and the damsel in distress too
Which hero of yours can talk to you while elevating you
out into the amazing city nights w/o you realising it?
4-in-love is just simple
Stand there and let him take you outta this world!
Woohoo~
Ownz! Put your flags down those who like Powerpuff Girls!
And the ocassional Mo-jojo lover!
Pit him against the other superheros like....
Batman!???
Credits to the Batmobile and the yet again amazingly tight
leotard suit which was sprayed paint black
But Batman has lots of other stuff to deal with
Like....
Catching the Joker, Penguin, Catwoman and every other
lunatic loose in Gotham City....
Worse part is that the criminals he caught always somehow
would escape and free themselves to unleash evil again on Gotham
=/
Ppl like Poison Ivy would also lust after him too
And bringing a side-kick along is troublesome
Somemore ride scooter sia!!!
Hello Robin, upgrade to a superbike please!!!
Hayabusa / Ninja / R1 / Fireblade all affordable these days
=)
Never hear the Macdonald Ah Ma say:
" 带你出来真麻烦!!! "
=p
Batman is out then.....
See this guy here!
Mary Jane is a HUGE issue already
Burden~
2nd point, he is destructible - that is can die easily
Superman just bring him to space with web over his face
60 secs
Tada Spidey~
This is the only person who I think can conquer Superman
Ironman is a clever guy who can make his suit full of kryptonite
Then go 1-on-1 with Superman
But if I'm Superman
I would just my laser eyes to shoot Ironman in the chinks
in his armour.
Wala~
Game over for Ironman.
Save the Proton Cannon please
=)
***
Spending money on one's apperance is alright isnt it?
Self-grooming is essential
But when one's output greatly surpass one's income
Laws of Science taught you on Material Balance
Input + Generation - Output - Consumption = Accumulation
Simple stuff
Accumualtion = Savings
Cancel out Input and Generation
Woohoo~
You are on your way to finding out why that's negative
numbers in this world
Branded? I couldnt afford it you see....
Needs over wants
Until Input + Generation comes in more
=)
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Met Jia Hui on the train today
Guess what?
Yet another person who is in army
Yet another same opinion
He was rushing home at 6plus to spend a
few precious hours with his family
Awwwww......
Thats why those who been through army says
" Who has the most outside time is KING! "
Hmmm. Still reserving my opinions until enlistment
But getting all the brochures and stuff already
15 weeks before we wave to each other
I guess its ok lah....
Wan Jun 表妹 is OUR friend!
=p
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