Marriage Jokes!

Marriage Joke 1
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always

Marriage Joke 2
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he’s finished.

Marriage Joke 3
On the day I got married, my uncle gave me his piece of personal wisdom. He said: In the first year, the wife is obedient. She listens to whatever you say. So enjoy yourself. In the second year, the role changes & the husband listens to his wife. So it's her time to enjoy. In the third & succeeding years, there are no more such roles. So the neighbors listen to what you shout at each other. And they enjoy.

Marriage Joke 4
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh,” Jack says, “why I hardly know the girl.”

Marriage Joke 5
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don’t know son, I m still paying for it.

Marriage Joke 6
Marriage is a three ring circus: – Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

Credits to netizen Collin
From Yahoo Singapore
Number #1 is totally LOL!
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