I flipped to Channel 5 to tune in to News 5 Tonight
(I watch the news ok? Yes I'm Uncle-ish)
And I thought I heard the news reporter said wrongly
"Manchester United accepted bid for Ronaldo!"
"Ronaldo is on the way to Real Madrid!"
Haha. I thought it was a joke man
So innocently enough, I tuned in to the NBA Finals on ESPN today
Then the ESPN SportsCenter mentioned that the bid was confirmed
to be $80 million pounds for Cristiano Ronaldo!
Thats like....
$80 MILLION POUNDS
equivalent to
$131.6 MILLION IN US (I think?)
equivalent to
$93.9 MILLION IN EURO
x3 and convert to Sing Dollars please
Thats atrocious / ridiculous / absurd!!!
BUT
Is a good deal done in business!
=)
Thank you Ronaldo!
Thank you for FINALLY leaving Man Utd
Thanks for all your whining and diving
Thanks for all your rude gestures
Thanks for of course 30-40 goals per season (for 2 seasons)
BUT
Please remember is Man Utd who allow you to be who you are
Developed you and groomed you
And naively surround the team around you
Is a good deal done
We bought you for $12 million
Sold you for $80 million unconditionally
Thats like 600% increase in market rate
Woohoo~
We allowed you to win everything that you can win with us
And you won them in the world's toughest league
So yea, you done it all
You can move on now
Some netizens wrote you can go to the world's 2nd best league
and try to win those lesser accolades over there
=p
Thank you Ronny!
HAHA!
Suck it man!
Remember what Arsene Wenger of Arsenal said?
"I know of a club who didnt finish over the top 16 in the
Champions League for a period of 5 years with so much spendings done"
LOL!
What viva la Ronaldo?
The last time someone said that was after the whole saga of Ronaldo
asking and stating his desire to play for Real Madrid and Ronaldo
just came back from injury
My friend who said viva la Ronaldo nearly got his mouth stuffed
with my handphone while Ronaldo got subbed in
A article summed it up best
"Fans who chant viva la Ronaldo are like wives asking their hubby to
come back to the marriage after he has strayed"
The author was a female if you can guessed!
=p
Finally, we sold the player I never liked as I support Man Utd
=)
Time to rise and shine boy!
Solution
$80 million pump in buy a few good right back
Hope that Hargreaves dont get injured
Get Tevez the shaggy player to stay (I dont mind him leaving)
Get a new winger (and sell Nani!!!)
Get a good playmaker in the centre
And lastly, build the team around our MANCHESTER UNITED BOY
WAYNE THE BUILDER
yes we can!
O come on. Wake up your idea
Villa is for sale
Huntelaar is my one of my favourite too
And plz don buy the overpriced Ribery
We got Park and Giggs man!
Give the Asian guy a chance!
Korean ginseng leh!
Glory glory Man United for selling Ronaldo!
The day has come!
=)
"I wont sell the mob a virus!"
Fergie
Now see what happens now
Trojan horse for REAL
Pun intended!
=p
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